The actor Dave Bautista is flinging insults at Trump in a skit for Jimmy
Kimmel Live. It seems pretty hypocritical from a guy who made a career by
playing pretend.
https://youtu.be/6rkR0IdBblI?si=qCIxCcY2Qf69ebc8Transcript:
Jimmy Kimmel is a a rather historic
figure in entertainment his um his show
has been on the air for over 20 years
and yet throughout the entire run he has
never once told a funny joke which is an
unprecedented streak I think sure other
comedy shows have gone decades without
producing a single funny scene or moment
or even line The Simpsons for example
hasn't been funny since Bill Clinton's
first term in office uh SNL went at
least 15 years without being funny but
they've ruined the streak recently by
actually putting out one or two
sometimes even three or four of using
sketches per episode they've been doing
that for a year or two now which is
pretty remarkable but what sets uh Jimmy
Kim live apart is that it has been
horrifically unfunny through its whole
existence it didn't fall off like The
Simpsons or the office or Seinfeld or
South Park it was never on to begin with
it has been dull and unfunny from the
start and that streak shows no signs of
ending especially considering Kimmel's
episode last week that featured uh this
kamla Harris campaign ad vaguely guised
as a comedy skit and the bit here is
that somebody is insulting Donald Trump
that's the height of Comedy according to
Jimmy Kimmel the insults don't have to
be clever or witty or actually funny
there doesn't have to be a joke involved
as long as they're being the insults are
being lobbed at Trump then they
automatically count as funny and in this
case it is the actor Dave Batista who is
flinging the insults uh let's check it
out
fellas we got to talk a lot of men seem
to think that Donald Trump is some kind
of tough
guy he's not I mean look at him he wears
more makeup than Dolly Parton he whes
like a baby the guy's afraid of
birds Donald Trump had his daddy pay a
doctor and say his will feet hurt so he
could dodge the
draft look at that gut like a garbage
bag full of buttermilk
he sells imaginary baseball card
pretended to be a cowboy fireman guy's
barely strong enough to hold an
umbrella I mean look how he drinks
water like a little pink
chicky he's got jugs big ones like Dolly
Parton He Cheats at golf he creeps
around beauty pageant dressing rooms you
know that little dance he does
he looks like he's prare of
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giraffes he's Moody he pouts he throws
tantrums no get those lights off he acts
like a 5-year-old behind the wheel of a
truck he bends over for Putin his CER on
social media a middle school being girl
the guy needs help walking
downhill almost there
Grandma this November let's stop kidding
ourselves Donald Trump is afraid of rain
of dogs of
windmills so you get the idea now there
are two problems here um and the first
is that Dave Batista is an actor and
before he became an actor he was a
professional
wrestler so he's been pretending to
fight for his whole career Batista is
prolific at make believe he's very good
at pretending to be a tough guy now it's
true that he could certainly beat Trump
in an arm wrestling contest uh you have
an ADV vage when you take steroids not
that I would ever accuse a professional
wrestler of taking steroids it's not
like literally all of them are uh I'm
just making a general comment unrelated
to the topic at hand anyway Batista has
more muscle mass than Donald Trump but
only one of those guys has actually been
shot in the head in real life and then
stood up and pumped his fist in the air
like a badass okay only one of those
guys in real life has stared his own
mortality in the face twice and remained
totally unfaith by it like shockingly
unfaced uh Trump is actually doing the
real tough guy stuff the Batista
pretends to do Trump was covered in real
blood for Batista in his movies it's
fake blood Trump had real bullets flying
at him Batista on the other hand has
been repeatedly shot by CGI effects so
the guy who's been pretend shot doesn't
get to Puff out his chest and act
manlier than the guy who's been real
shot okay that's not how it works let me
tell you about a looming threat to our
constitutional republic that the
mainstream media won't cover the radical
left is plotting a supreme court coup
they're not even trying to hide it
anymore folks these Progressive
ideologues want to eliminate the Court's
conservative majority by packing it with
their own handpicked justices it's not
Court rep reform it's a blatant power
grab to get the outcome they want here's
the frighting part it only if if one
party controls the house senate and
presidency come January they could
restructure the court overnight with a
simple majority vote and a president
signature their plan could become a
reality it's like they're trying to
speedrun the destruction of our Judicial
System we've already seen their playbook
made up ethical attacks on justices
illegal protests at their homes and open
threats from so-called Representatives
it's Venezuela style Court packing and
it would spell the end of judicial
Independence and the rule of law as we
know it but hey who needs checks and
balances when you could have a rubber
stamp for your radical agenda right but
here's the hope uh the hope is first
Liberty and it's leading the charge to
protect the Supreme Court from this
radical plan they're fighting to
preserve the legitim of the court and
separation of powers that safeguards our
freedoms here's what you need to do go
to suprem cou.com Walsh that's
supreme.com to learn how you can help
stop the left's Takeover of the Supreme
Court the future of our country is quite
literally in your hands check out
Supreme cou.com walf toay the second
problem and we don't need to uh we don't
need to you know belabor this point very
much but I will say again is that even
even if Batista was a real tough guy and
not just a pretend one he still wouldn't
be able to play this game with Trump
that he's trying to play here because if
you're on the left you don't get to mock
other men as wusses accuse them of not
being man enough call them women as an
insult which he does in that video calls
him Grandma uh by the end of the video
calls him a little uh that's the word he
uses so mocking a man by calling him a
woman you don't get to do that you don't
get to do that your ideology precludes
that you are on the side that
rejects masculinity any notion of
traditional masculinity you deny that
being tough and strong and stoic has
anything to do with being a man I mean
what if it was true that Trump cries all
the time and is is is weak and
effeminate I mean it's not true again
this guy was shot in the head and was
unfaced but if it was according to your
ideology you can't judge him for that
that's perfectly fine he's just being
emotional in touch with his emotion
you should celebrate
that you deny that being a man has any
meaning whatsoever you deny that the
word man even has a definition to begin
with hey Dave Batista what is a man I
bet you can't answer that question you
wimp you're playing the tough guy
routine when an ele school biology test
would reduce you to
tears now I understand that because
you're on the left you also think that
you can change the rules whenever you
want you think that you can spend
decades telling us that masculin is
toxic and then turn around and mock
Trump for allegedly not being masculine
enough but it doesn't work that way you
might want it to work that way but it
doesn't which is why this routine Falls
flat it's why every attempt by the left
to reclaim masculinity and appeal to men
during this election cycle has been met
with mockery and Scorn men aren't
falling for it we aren't buying what you
you're selling you've been dumping on us
for years you've tried to feminize
Society with great success unfortunately
you're literally trying to turn our sons
into girls
and now you want to turn to us and say
yeah Donald Trump isn't manly right
fellas get a l to this guy you don't
have the right to even talk about
manliness much less present yourselves
as its
exemplars you are an a vowed enemy of
masculinity you want to abolish and
destroy it that's your own agenda you've
been very clear about it on the other
hand Donald Trump not only provided his
proved his masculinity by surviving two
assassination attempts but has also
never attacked men or
masculinity it's one of the many reasons
we prefer him to whoever Democrats Trot
out and it's why we're not listening to
frauds like Dave Batista it's also why
Dave Batista is today
cancelled if You' like to see what else
I have to say you can access my full
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hope to see you there God speed
-- Let's go Brandon!
Pretend Action Hero Mocks Trump's Manhood