Sujet : Re: What Did You Watch? 2024-12-11 (Wednesday)
De : dtravel (at) *nospam* sonic.net (Dimensional Traveler)
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On 12/13/2024 9:05 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:
Ian J. Ball <ijball@mac.invalid> wrote:
On 12/13/24 5:19 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:
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Ian J. Ball <ijball@mac.invalid> wrote:
On 12/12/24 9:13 AM, shawn wrote:
On Thu, 12 Dec 2024 08:59:28 -0800, Arthur Lipscomb
<arthur@alum.calberkeley.org> wrote:
On 12/12/2024 8:03 AM, Ian J. Ball wrote:
On 12/12/24 1:30 AM, Ubiquitous wrote:
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What did you watch?
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With things starting to wind down a little for the year, I got through
soaps... and a Tubi movie yesterday!
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Shark Bait (Tubi) - A 2022 Tubi Original flick!
This is one of those annoying flicks that has a bunch of (unknown!)
British actors pretending to be Americans (from Kansas!).
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Kansas? How did the shark get in someone's backyard swimming pool? And
why didn't people see the shark before they got into the pool? Or did
the shark ring people's doorbells pretending to be a candygram?
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Now now. It might be a bull shark in a river. Not that bull sharks
are common in Kansas, but they don't have a problem with fresh water
and a river , if it is deep enough, can provide plenty of space and
food for a shark.
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I mentioned this was filmed in Malta, right?! It should be pretty clear
from that that these Kansas young adults were on vacation (though this
film never says where it's supposed to be - I assumed the Caribbean but
it was maybe supposed to be Mexico(?)...).
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I made it 20 or 30 minutes into this, but it was just awful. Especially the
Ashley Crow character. I just didn’t care who the sharks got.
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So the hero girl gets sent to the bar for more drinks. The bar apparently
inexplicably being the quietest area of the party. Instead, she just goes
and sits on the steps, so creepy guy can talk to her.
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The Ashley Crow character, the blonde, is the only one who can’t swim, so
she’s the only one they don’t let on the JetSki.
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Aka Jetski
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Addendum:
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OK using my new shiny earbuds and my iPad. I watched the rest of this truly
dreadful film. I don’t have much else to add.
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It desperately needed:
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1) Likeable characters
2) Naked nudity
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And not necessarily in that order! ;p
A coherent plot might have helped.
Depends on the movie.
-- I've done good in this world. Now I'm tired and just want to be a cranky dirty old man.
What Did You Watch? 2024-12-11 (Wednesday)
Re: What Did You Watch? 2024-12-11 (Wednesday)