I Salute the Democrat Party

Democrat Party, I salute you.

Rather than learning anything from your thrashing in the recent election,
you've doubled down on every last one of your insane anti-American positions.
And it's impressive.

You continue to call half the country white supremacists, racists, and
"deplorable maggots" (or MAGAts, as the pun goes).

Your party continues to advocate for letting males compete in women's sports
and invade their private spaces and you insist that we pretend that men can
become women, that men can get pregnant, and you call anyone who doesn't agree
with this abject, anti-science stupidity a "transphobe" and a "bigot".

Now you Dems could have backed off all these insane ideas but even after
getting rebuked by a majority of the country in the last election, you never
wavered, and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't in awe of your obstinance.

You promote cancel culture, have become the blind defenders of Big Pharma,
even after the COVID debacle. You deny people their bodily autonomy (unless it
involves killing a baby in the womb). You've become the party of big business
and endless wars. You managed to turn a Kennedy into a Republican and a Cheney
into a Democrat. Now *that* is quite the accomplishment.

You coerce our words and have become the arch-enemy of free speech. You care
more about illegal aliens than your own taxpaying citizens. Speaking of taxes,
when we try to get a handle on where our tax dollars are going, you obstruct
us at every turn.

You insist on porn in schools while denying parental rights. You indoctrinate
children, teaching them 'social justice' and how to 'smash capitalism' rather
than reading and math. In the workplace, you focus almost exclusively on the
skin color and genitals of employees rather than merit or excellence or even
basic competency.

I've got to hand it to you hard-headed commies, you've never apologized or
shown even an ounce of remorse for any of it, even after losing the House, the
Senate, and the presidency. In fact, you're now tripling down on all the same
positions that put you in this spot.

Because of your blind hatred, moral depravity, and unwillingness to course
correct, you not only lost the last election, you're on track to lose the next
one, too. In fact, god willing, if you keep it up, you have a real shot at
becoming politically irrelevant for a generation or more.

Now *that's* what I call sticking to your principles and I for one just want
to salute you and thank you.