Re: [OT] Would you like some tree sap with that?

On 2025-02-25 3:20 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:

Ian J. Ball <ijball@mac.invalid> wrote:

On 2/24/25 3:22 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:
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Rhino <no_offline_contact@example.com> wrote:
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It seems that inventive Quebeckers have developed a new drink that is
starting to be noticed around the world: tree sap.
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Yes, the very tree sap that has traditionally been used to make maple
syrup is now being filtered and pasteurized and sold as a drink in its
own right. Sales are already significant, although still well behind
coconut water.
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https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cde98k6e2dno
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In case you're wondering, I have never tried this stuff and I've never
seen it in a store so I can't give you a recommendation OR a warning.

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“Would you like your tree sap pasteurized?”
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“No, just up to my tits.”

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I don't even know what that means!!  ;p

 Geez, it’s an old classic shaggy dog joke.
 Woman wearing only a towel answers the door. It’s the milkman. He says the
note she left him asked for 10 gallons of milk. Is that really what she
meant to order? She says, yes, she’s going to take a milk bath. He says,
well, in that case, do you want the milk pasteurized? She says:
 “No, just up to my tits.“
 If you still don’t get it, try reading it out loud
  

Thank you for clarifying, I was baffled by what you said until the clarification ;-)
I don't think I've ever heard that one before.
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Rhino