Cheap spurtles

Yeah, that's right.  Cheap spurtles.
https://www.menards.com/main/kitchen/kitchen-essentials/kitchen-utensils-tools-gadgets/mad-hungry-reg-3-piece-spurtle-set/mhwka47773n/p-1642874338203550-c-1486130003875.htm https://www.menards.com/main/kitchen/kitchen-essentials/kitchen-utensils-tools-gadgets/mad-hungry-reg-2-piece-acacia-wood-spurtle-set/mhwka47284n/p-1642874317677855-c-1486130003875.htm
Spurtles!  Getcher spurtles here!
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--Bryan
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