Menu roulette

I did not feel like cooking tonight so I thought I'd go to Arby's and get a brisket sandwich.  It is not great, but not bad in a pinch a couple of times a year.  The drive up was a bit of a line so I went it to get an order.
I'd like a brisket sandwich, I said.  "Sorry, we are out of brisket".  I thought of leaving but there was a corned beef Reuben on the menu so I ordered that and crinkle fries.
After a reasonable few minutes, the young lady had my order in a bag so I took it and left.  Leaving the parking lot, I reached it to try one of the fries.  Cooked well, but not as hot as it should be.
Get home, grabbed something to drink and opened the bag.  Took out the fries and sandwich.  Well, it was a sandwich, just not the one I ordered.  Turkey, bacon, cheese.  I was not about to go back so I did eat it, it does reach new heights of mediocrity.
Should I ever go again, I'll just hand them $11 and say "give me a sandwich" and see what I get.  Could be fun!