I'm ready to take on the world

Did some shopping this week.  Perhaps you can call it Defensive Shopping as I considered everything that can become us and prepared for it.
What if the bird flu jumps to humans and it is like going through the Covid exercises again?  I'm ready, I bought toilet paper.
Tariffs?  Yeah, we have to stick it to the enemy north of us and prices will skyrocket.  Bought a quart of maple syrup that will last for a long time, until I can grow my own maple trees.