Nathan"s Onion Rings. Meets Expectations

I bought some frozen Nathan's Onion rings and made them for dinner tonight.  They met expectations.  To clarify, my expectations were extremely low.
They cooked up nicely in the air fryer in 13 minutes.  Nice and crispy and you would expect.  That is the good news.  The only good news.
Onion rings is a poor description.  A more accurate description would be:  A ring of breading formed around a very thin vegetable membrane.
They will be featured in an episode of Meals for Lazy Old People.