Re: The hamburger

On Thu, 14 Nov 2024 23:11:56 +0000, Hank Rogers wrote:

Dave Smith wrote:

On 2024-11-14 2:47 p.m., Michael Trew wrote:

On 11/13/2024 1:07 PM, Dave Smith wrote:

On 2024-11-13 12:28 p.m., Michael Trew wrote:

On 11/13/2024 6:30 AM, BryanGSimmons wrote:

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Most American pie crusts, and American baked goods in general are
crap because they are full of crappy ingredients.

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I've adapted grandma's pie crust recipe to use frozen butter instead
of Crisco.  I've never met a decent (grocery) store bought pastry,
ick.

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Good for you. I have never used one but I have had "home made" pies
that were made with them.  They are, IMO, inferior to real home made
pie dough. The worse home made pie crust is probably better than the
best store bought. However, we have to accept the sad fact that some
people really struggle with dough making and rolling.  It is not
just a matter of convenience because they just can't do it.  I
consider myself lucky to have learned how to make it and that I find
it easy.

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Luckily I got the hang of it fairly easily.  I found that cold butter
is a much better texture than Crisco.  I've never tried lard, that
will be a project for some day.

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I usually use Crisco for dessert pies and lard for savory pies. It is
important not to cut the fat too fine. You need to have chunks of fat in
there to get a flaky pastry.
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Officer Dave, should you be eating Crisco and lard and shit with your
serious cardiac condition? I remember reading many posts where you told
of your dramatic near death experiences. Plus your posts crowing about
all the diagnostics, treatments, and surgeries, which you obtained FREE
from the canadian government.
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So, now you're just gonna eat Crisco and blow it all away, after the
taxpayers have graciously funded the patching of your failing, rotten
heart?
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Damn Dave, I hope they don't spread trash all over your grave.
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Master Bruce will probably put some nice flowers on top off all the
trash though.

Since canaduh has such lousy "health care", Offiser Dave will have to
"wait in line" to croak, lol...!!!
😎
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GM