Re: Egg went missing

Jill McQuown wrote:

On 4/6/2025 6:02 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

On 2025-04-06, Jill McQuown <j_mcquown@comcast.net> wrote:

On 4/5/2025 12:23 PM, Ed P wrote:

This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of times
a week for years.  This time I lost an egg.
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I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink.  As I've done
hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time was
different.
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Why didn't you crack the egg on the edge of the bowl?

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A lot of people crack eggs on a flat surface, to reduce the
likelihood of driving fragments of shell into the egg.
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I suppose they do but Ed said he cracked it on the edge of the sink and the egg went down the drain.  Might have been better if he cracked it on the edge of the bowl he was going to use to scramble it.  I'm pretty sure he doesn't scramble eggs in the sink.
 Speaking of scrambled eggs, yes, I do crack them on the edge of a shallow bowl.  I rarely have issues with shell fragments in the bowl.
 Jill

This all seems like minutia to me, your majesty, but since we're on that path, I was wondering which leg your highness hikes up when you have to piss outside?  Left, or right? Does it ever splatter on your ankles, and do you use paper towels or a rag to wipe up?