Re: Egg Fails

gm wrote:

Hank Rogers wrote:
 

Mandrake the Perihelion wrote:

Most of you couldn't boil an egg if your life depended on it.  Yet here
you are like you are God Almighty and Julia Childs all wrapped up in
one.
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I, on the other hand, share Aug 15 with Julia Childs as my birthday. I'm
a serious cook.  You poseurs couldn't boil a fucking egg.

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Have you met her royal highness, queen McCrone? She is the only cook
here, besides yourself. It could be the beginning of a beautiful
relationship.

  But can Widder Jill "give good head"...???
 

Now you've got me itching for brussels sprouts.  I've been meaning to buy Green Giant vegetables for weeks now.  Unfortunately I'm restricted from shore leave.
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