Re: Friday Night Vittles? 7/11/2025

On Sat, 12 Jul 2025 09:19:44 -0000 (UTC), Cindy Hamilton
<chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:

On 2025-07-11, Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

On 11 Jul 2025 23:36:29 GMT, Leonard Blaisdell
<leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
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On 2025-07-11, ItsJoanNotJoAnn <ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net> wrote:
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What's appearing on your menu tonight?  Home cooking
or eating out or at someone else's house?

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Beer and junk food for me. My wife is having corn on the cob, hot dog on
a bun, Cheetos and iced tea.

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That's not junk food? Hot dogs are made from polar bear dicks and God
knows what's in Cheetos and iced tea.

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Polar bear dicks are too expensive for hot dogs.  The demand exceeds
the supply.

Yes, even if they'd procreate like rabbits.

Frito-Lay knows what's in Cheetos.  They probably even know what
the insect, rodent hair, and shit content is.
https://www.fda.gov/food/current-good-manufacturing-practices-cgmps-food-and-dietary-supplements/food-defect-levels-handbook

I asked AI and it said that in the US, up to 20 maggots are allowed in
100 grams (3.5 ounce) of canned mushrooms.
(I don't know about other countries.)

When I make iced tea, it's just tea and water.

I guess that's close to the original idea.

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Bruce
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