Re: Friday Night Vittles? 7/11/2025

In article <104taad$22ttb$1@dont-email.me>,
Bruce@invalid.invalid says...

 
On Sat, 12 Jul 2025 09:19:44 -0000 (UTC), Cindy Hamilton
<chamilton5280@invalid.com> wrote:
 

On 2025-07-11, Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> wrote:

On 11 Jul 2025 23:36:29 GMT, Leonard Blaisdell
<leoblaisdell@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
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On 2025-07-11, ItsJoanNotJoAnn <ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net> wrote:
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What's appearing on your menu tonight?  Home cooking
or eating out or at someone else's house?

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Beer and junk food for me. My wife is having corn on the cob, hot dog on
a bun, Cheetos and iced tea.

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That's not junk food? Hot dogs are made from polar bear dicks and God
knows what's in Cheetos and iced tea.

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Polar bear dicks are too expensive for hot dogs.  The demand exceeds
the supply.

 
Yes, even if they'd procreate like rabbits.
 

Frito-Lay knows what's in Cheetos.  They probably even know what
the insect, rodent hair, and shit content is.
https://www.fda.gov/food/current-good-manufacturing-practices-cgmps-food-and-dietary-supplements/food-defect-levels-handbook

 
I asked AI and it said that in the US, up to 20 maggots are allowed in
100 grams (3.5 ounce) of canned mushrooms.
(I don't know about other countries.)

 Luckily  we don't eat canned mushrooms. Half a dozen
varieties of fresh mushrooms are available in smkts here.

  This week my neighbour brought me a tray of wild
chanterelles he'd picked in his very secret mushroom 
spot; first crop of the season.  Not one maggot.

  I fried them in butter with  fresh asparagus and little
cubes of bacon,  + cream + parsley (fresh)+ a glug of
white wine, served on pasta.