Re: OT Casting Call Complete - The Bipartisan Mikado

On Mon, 17 Mar 2025 3:37:01 +0000, Owen Hartnett wrote:

On Mar 16, 2025 at 6:02:09 PM EDT, "DeepBlue" <dan.koren@gmail.com>
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On Sun, 16 Mar 2025 4:35:32 +0000, Owen Hartnett wrote:
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Anyone who studies the results of the last election
can easily project the plot line of The Mikado onto
the current actions of the current Presidential
administration. From "He's got a little list" to
the "Short Sharp Shock" to his daughter in law-elect,
it's patently obvious.
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Thus, we have the finalists for all the major parts.
Congratulations to the winners, and we look forward
to seeing the complete presentation, except in
Washington, D.C., where it is already banned.
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The Bipartisan Mikado
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Cast:
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The Mikado of Japan .............        Donald Trump
Nanki-Poo  .......................       J.D. Vance
KoKo (Lord High Executioner).....        Elon Musk
POOH-BAH.........................        Hunter Biden
PISH-TUSH (a noble lord).........        Barack Obama
Yum-Yum..........................        Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
PITTI-SING.......................        Kamala Harris
PEEP-BO..........................        Tulsi Gabbard
Katisha..........................        Hillary Clinton
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The winners should apply to the Central
Intelligence Agency to obtain their costumes.

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No parts for Joe, Bernie or Jill Stein ?!?

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Joe couldn't remember his lines,

Ah so, but a little unpredictability would
make the plot much more interesting! ;-)

and the production costs would swell with
the payoffs to Burisma, with Hunter as
Pooh-Bah it's only 10% for the "big guy."

Bernie and Jill would be happy with 1%.

....and I'm all out of major roles.

Then incent a few more.
Cheers!