Another one: Four jewish converts to christianity are sitting and talking together. One of the converts says: I converted because I got caught stealing and they gave me the Choice between imprisonment and conversion, so ofc I converted. Another one says: me, um, I was so angry with my parents who were so repressive and awful, I converted to spite them! The third one says: oh my goodness, I converted out of love; I Fell in love with a Christian Girl and the only way I could get to Marry her was to convert, so I converted. The fourth one quite disturbed says: I converted because I thought Christianity was the greater religion, I converted out of faith! And the other three say: Oh Go Tell it to the goyim!