Taylor Swift pro Harris

U.S. — A singer who has made her entire career out of writing songs
detailing her horrifically bad choices has announced her choice for
President: Kamala Harris.
Pop icon Taylor Swift, who has written a veritable library of songs
about her being a poor judge of character, made the announcement last
night. "I know I'm internationally renowned for regretting every major
decision in my life, but this choice will turn out different, I just
know it," said Swift. "She's the one!"
A longtime Democrat, Swift's songwriting is known for chronicling how
each man she thought would be the one turned out to be a total scumbag,
but she was too blind to see it. More recently, her writing has evolved
to explaining how she's mentally unstable and makes terrible,
destructive decisions about other things in her life outside of romantic
relationships.