Anyone who studies the results of the last election can easily project the plot line of The Mikado onto the current actions of the current Presidential administration. From "He's got a little list" to the "Short Sharp Shock" to his daughter in law-elect, it's patently obvious.
Thus, we have the finalists for all the major parts. Congratulations to the winners, and we look forward to seeing the complete presentation, except in Washington, D.C., where it is already banned.
The Bipartisan Mikado
Cast:
The Mikado of Japan ............. Donald Trump Nanki-Poo ....................... J.D. Vance KoKo (Lord High Executioner)..... Elon Musk POOH-BAH......................... Hunter Biden PISH-TUSH (a noble lord)......... Barack Obama Yum-Yum.......................... Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez PITTI-SING....................... Kamala Harris PEEP-BO.......................... Tulsi Gabbard Katisha.......................... Hillary Clinton
The winners should apply to the Central Intelligence Agency to obtain their costumes.