Re: Farewell to R.S.F.C

On Tue, 1 Apr 2025 22:16:17 -0000 (UTC), Con Reeder, unhyphenated American
wrote:

 

It shall not stand -- Altie shall not be the last post in RSFC.

I didn't think anyone was still here, Con.  I'll have to get a glass of
milk from my refrigerator and wait everyone out for even longer.

Winning the Stuck Button Award in 2007 was nothing at all for me.  I can
wait another 30 years, easy.

The Stuck Button Award (lowest signal-to-noise ratio) First Second
Third Total Points
Ctrl-Alt-Del 26 20 12 202
mianderson 25 11 9 167
Anthony Summers 7 12 5 76
Tonawanda Kardex 7 7 7 63
Rich Hammett 5 6 10 53
Jefferson Glapski 4 5 9 44
Trent Woodruff 2 5 5 30
John Rogers 1 5 5 25
Pauli G 1 3 4 18
Jay Furr 1 1 6 14

I've got all kinds of talents.  Also, in 2007, I won the Megaphone of Doom
Award, which doesn't prepare me to wait you out but, it was still nice to
win.

The Megaphone of DOOM (fan whose behavior is most likely to make you root
AGAINST their team) First Second Third Total Points
Ctrl-Alt-Del 23 23 8 192
mianderson 30 11 5 188
Stephen Jaros 4 10 13 63
Tonawanda Kardex 7 3 9 53
Hoover 2 10 5 45
Jefferson Glapski 2 9 9 46
Hugh Sullivan 4 2 9 35
James Schrumpf 4 2 2 28
Ralph Kennedy 0 3 3 12
Rich Hammett 1 0 5 10
Trent Woodruff 1 1 1 9
John Rogers

Add the below qualifications to my illustrious achievements and you can
see very easily that I have the needed skills to end this battle with the
last word!

The Heiskell Trophy (worst poster of 2007) Votes


Ctrl-Alt-Del 37


mianderson 28


Hoover 11


Trent Woodruff 2


Jay Furr 1



The Pets.com Sock of Shame (worst sockpuppet, or poster who most acts like
one) Votes


Ctrl-Alt-Del 31


mianderson 16


Snorky/The Grand Beckoning 14


Anthony Summers 10


Hoover 7


Jay Furr (Melvin Purvis) 3