Re: Advice for John Henry?

]v[etaphoid Inc.  <met@mormonia.com> wrote in
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Davey Zimmerman #274 <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote:

Laz Mann <lazmann@protonmail.com> wrote in
news:f0366d3f-3e30-4128-b61b-df94f715ac8bn@googlegroups.com:
 
 

It isn't that simple. JH has no recent work experience -- he can't
just waltz into a temp agency during normal hours of operation and
get hired.

 
You pretty much can. But you may have to pass a drug screening. OOPS.
I guess the market for a third-rate rasslin' announcer isn't what it
once was.
 

As a 52-year old man, it will be especially difficult.
Post-9/11, a lot of jobs actually require a work history or
documentation of what a person was doing during periods of
unemployment.

 
So he's chosen to basically waste his life with no marketable skills.
 
Poor grasshopper. The ants told him to fuck off again...
 
He could always sell insurance, work at a call center or something
more ethical than constantly mooching off the gullible. I wonder who
could possibly be a good role model?
 
Keep us all posted on when he gets evicted.
 

 
Too late.
 
Chadlee has now turned heel on the man he once described as his only
family.
 
Morals, ethics, surprise?
 

A few months back someone promised US $1000 to John on April 1st if he
meets the following conditions:

John: on Jan. 21st, 2024: "A reader quietly and in not quite so many
words bet a thousand dollars to nothing that I wouldn't be stable by
April 1st.  If I'm "stable," which of course is wide open to
interpretation, dude says he'll shoot me a grand on April Fool's day.
I'm not really expecting it to happen, but at present, if he follows
through it seems like he may have lost himself a thousand dollars.
Things aren't where they need to be yet, but in spite of the fact that I
fundamentally want to be home and I'm not, I'm more confident by the day
that this move to Portland is going to prove to be the best one I've
made probably since I started school in 2010."


What a fucking idiot. If he's "stable"? Mentally, not a chance. As far
as a stable life, that's not going to happen either. He's mooching off
the taxpayers, the sheep and the roommate pays his rent. He works a few
days a month at less than 20 bucks an hour.

So what does the lying parasite do with the rest of his time?

He claims he's performing an audit on his website of mooch, he's
rebuilding it and setting up a store to sell things. Not one has been
reported as finished despite starting several months back.

So it looks like it's down to the old standby operations like respamming
old posts, sharing the work of others and begging, at least when he's
not browsing porn, masturbating and playing games.

John wants 300 bucks to incorporate. I think the nitwit thanks that will
allow him to get credit from banks.

But let's hear from John's side. It appears he's been obsessing about it
for over two months.

John: "Well...I've got a job, I've got a roof.  Not where I want to be
financially but not at any great immediate risk of starvation or
homelessness. Wonder if that dude who promised to drop a thou on me on
April 1 "if you're stable" is going to do it.  I'm not holding my
breath, but a bonus would DEFINITELY be nice right now."

Yep, stable as fuck. A pity the euro took over, a thousand Italian lira
would be about two cents.

Oh, wait!

The Iranian rial is the weakest currency in the world, with 1 rial
buying a mere 0.000024 dollar (or, put another way, $1 equals 42,058
Iranian rials).

I think we have a winner. We need someone in Iran to Paypal John about
24 cents worth of rials.

A few coupons for cans of Beefaroni won't hurt.


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While looking up the begging, I thought this would be a good laugh:


John Henry:
"LMAO I love my friends.  Old buddy of mine from the rasslin' newsgroup
says to me "hey my Amazon prime's running out and I found a deal on 48
shelf-stable meals, you want 'em?"  Me:  hell yeah I do, brother, that's
a huge help! The shelf stable meals arrived today.
2x24packs of ramen"