Re: Advice for John Henry?

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Davey Zimmerman #274 <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote:

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Davey Zimmerman #274 <Chadweasel274@zoho.com> wrote:

Laz Mann <lazmann@protonmail.com> wrote in
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It isn't that simple. JH has no recent work experience -- he can't
just waltz into a temp agency during normal hours of operation and
get hired.

 
You pretty much can. But you may have to pass a drug screening.
OOPS. I guess the market for a third-rate rasslin' announcer isn't
what it once was.
 

As a 52-year old man, it will be especially difficult.
Post-9/11, a lot of jobs actually require a work history or
documentation of what a person was doing during periods of
unemployment.

 
So he's chosen to basically waste his life with no marketable
skills.
 
Poor grasshopper. The ants told him to fuck off again...
 
He could always sell insurance, work at a call center or something
more ethical than constantly mooching off the gullible. I wonder
who could possibly be a good role model?
 
Keep us all posted on when he gets evicted.
 

 
Too late.
 
Chadlee has now turned heel on the man he once described as his only
family.
 
Morals, ethics, surprise?
 

 
A few months back someone promised US $1000 to John on April 1st if
he meets the following conditions:
 
John: on Jan. 21st, 2024: "A reader quietly and in not quite so many
words bet a thousand dollars to nothing that I wouldn't be stable by
April 1st.  If I'm "stable," which of course is wide open to
interpretation, dude says he'll shoot me a grand on April Fool's day.
I'm not really expecting it to happen, but at present, if he follows
through it seems like he may have lost himself a thousand dollars.
Things aren't where they need to be yet, but in spite of the fact
that I fundamentally want to be home and I'm not, I'm more confident
by the day that this move to Portland is going to prove to be the
best one I've made probably since I started school in 2010."
 
 
What a fucking idiot. If he's "stable"? Mentally, not a chance. As
far as a stable life, that's not going to happen either. He's
mooching off the taxpayers, the sheep and the roommate pays his rent.
He works a few days a month at less than 20 bucks an hour.
 
So what does the lying parasite do with the rest of his time?
 
He claims he's performing an audit on his website of mooch, he's
rebuilding it and setting up a store to sell things. Not one has been
reported as finished despite starting several months back.
 
So it looks like it's down to the old standby operations like
respamming old posts, sharing the work of others and begging, at
least when he's not browsing porn, masturbating and playing games.
 
John wants 300 bucks to incorporate. I think the nitwit thanks that
will allow him to get credit from banks.
 
But let's hear from John's side. It appears he's been obsessing about
it for over two months.
 
John: "Well...I've got a job, I've got a roof.  Not where I want to
be financially but not at any great immediate risk of starvation or
homelessness. Wonder if that dude who promised to drop a thou on me
on April 1 "if you're stable" is going to do it.  I'm not holding my
breath, but a bonus would DEFINITELY be nice right now."
 
Yep, stable as fuck. A pity the euro took over, a thousand Italian
lira would be about two cents.
 
Oh, wait!
 
The Iranian rial is the weakest currency in the world, with 1 rial
buying a mere 0.000024 dollar (or, put another way, $1 equals 42,058
Iranian rials).
 
I think we have a winner. We need someone in Iran to Paypal John
about 24 cents worth of rials.
 
A few coupons for cans of Beefaroni won't hurt.
 
 
*******************
 
While looking up the begging, I thought this would be a good laugh:
 
 
John Henry:
"LMAO I love my friends.  Old buddy of mine from the rasslin'
newsgroup says to me "hey my Amazon prime's running out and I found a
deal on 48 shelf-stable meals, you want 'em?"  Me:  hell yeah I do,
brother, that's a huge help! The shelf stable meals arrived today.
2x24packs of ramen"
 

 
If you have a failing, dear Zimmerman, it is that sometimes you can
bet too generous. You know he just going to fuck that ramen, just like
he fucks all his other food and furniture!
 
“*If* you have a failing…”

I wouldn't give that grifting parasite the sweat off a leprous nutack.
So never fear, JH got nothing from me other than a wish that he'd rot in
jail for what he did to his daughter, Beth Aultman and countless others.

I have heard runors that someone sent him the "Traci Lords Forever 17
Jailbait Edition Fleshlight" but cannot confirm.