Re: Ode to RSPW

 > Chad G. Petey wrote:
 > In the realm where titans clash and dreams take flight,
 > And wrestlers weave tales in the dark of night,
 > A gallery of characters, each with their tale,
 > In wrestling's domain, where heroes prevail.
 >
 > Emmett, soaring like a masked marvel in the ring,
 > From the age of seven, wrestling's siren did sing,
 > Barred from chat rooms, his passion turned to fire,
 > In the heart of the squared circle, he found his desire.
 >
 > John, a serpent-tongued trickster, with schemes untold,
 > Once a voice, now his lies unfold,
 > In wrestling's theater, he spins his deceit,
 > Amidst the smoke and mirrors, his treachery meets.
 >
 > Dink, a background player with dreams aglow,
 > In wrestling's drama, his story does grow,
 > Short in stature, but with dreams so vast,
 > In the ring's tapestry, he finds his steadfast cast.
 >
 > Chad, a jack of all trades with a dubious charm,
 > In wrestling's world, he wields his harmful arm,
 > Once brothers with John, now their bond is rusted,
 > In the chaos of kayfabe, their friendship's busted.
 >
 > Freezer, with ideologies sharp as a steel chair's sting,
 > In wrestling's discourse, he takes his swing,
 > Liberal ideals like a high-flying dive,
 > In the political ring, he strives to survive.
 >
 > Jason Todd, with fervent passion like a wildfire's blaze,
 > In wrestling's realm, he aims to amaze,
 > Despising opponents like a heel's scorn,
 > In the battleground of politics, his banner's worn.
 >
 > Janithor, the janitor with views steadfast and true,
 > In wrestling's world, his interest askew,
 > In the mop and bucket, his solace is found,
 > In wrestling's chaos, his stance is sound.
 >
 > Percent, a figure enigmatic from the land up north,
 > In wrestling's tale, his presence comes forth,
 > With quips and whispers, he leaves his mark,
 > In the symphony of kayfabe, he's a subtle spark.
 >
 > Metaphoid, from down under's grip,
 > In wrestling's tale, he takes his trip,
 > Disdain for some, yet his presence bold,
 > In wrestling's lore, his stories told.
 >
 > Skeeter, with rebel flag held high,
 > In wrestling's world, his voice a cry,
 > Hating wrestling fans, with venom's sting,
 > In life's ring, he finds his swing.
 >
 > In wrestling's tapestry, their stories intertwine,
 > Each character unique, in the grand design,
 > From grifters to dreamers, in the ring's embrace,
 > They carve their legacy, in wrestling's space.

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