Re: Looks like our favorite parasite is about to start a BIG MOOCH! Send money.

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 On 5/21/2024 2:51 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote:

Announcer: "Let's see what our favorite Beefaroni-swilling parasite has
been up to these days!"
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[Camera pans to a broken down pissbum]
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https://www.facebook.com/JohnHenryUS/videos/419812387647849
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Let's move onto his current begging...
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Beefy is bloviating, begging and boring the shit out of people.
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Based on my observations of BeefyRantz(tm), starting off with a sentence
with over 100 words is a sign that he's going to bore people to death.
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"Beefy: About 22K words into the book. Call it 75 pages."

75K? He's been working on this for how many decades?
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"Beefy: Got a thing happening here. It seems that an opportunity has
come up for Anthony, the friend who has invited me out here to
Portland and has been putting me up rent-free as I decompress from
nearly two decades of near-constant panic and sort out exactly...not
even so much what I'm going to do, but how I'm going to pursue doing
it and how to really reset everything and start over from the ground
up as a properly operating and constructed concern rather than an
ad-hoc attempt to do what I think is important in the world for me to
do while also scrambling to stay alive."

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Typical Beefy train wreck. It's only 107 words but still more Beefy
begging. He's had almost 6 months to sort it out and still can't do
anything more than dance around it. 20 years of bad decisions and he's
about to shoot for 30. Quelle surprise.
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"Beefy: Don't panic, there's no bad news here."

Sure there is, it's bad news for everyone he mooches from!
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"Beefy: So the opportunity is to possibly rent a house. It's not too
far from here, is a very decent little place, the rent is actually
lower than the townhouse we're currently in, and this is a thing
that's going to happen. We're moving. I'm going to be going along."

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Butt remoras normally go along with their source of mooching. But I'm
not sure how reassured he should be. This is a perfect opportunity to
dump Beefy.
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"Beefy: I haven't been asked to chip in on this nor have I asked to
pay a dime of rent since I've been here - which is good because I'm
basically risen to the level of "just getting by" now, but that's
without having to pay rent! - but there is a simple reality that the
faster he can come up with a deposit, the more quickly this will
happen and the more certain it is TO happen."

AHA! So nothing is actually put together which makes it a perfect cause
to fleece the sheep. It might even be better that BBT and the other
waste of space don't move so Beefy keeps the money.
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Scam away. Beefy.
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"Beefy: My other roommate has talked about raising some as well. From
what I gather the total amount in hand we need is a couple of grand.
I'm thinking about maybe rattling the cup here a little bit to help
contribute directly to this situation, although again nobody's asking
me to and I'm at no risk of ending up on the streets or anything if I
don't. Still it would be nice to do, the move is a good one I think,
having a full-on house opens up some possibilities for all three of us
to get more creative in all of the stuff we're doing, and if I could
raise a few hundred or a thousand toward that it'd be super cool."

Oh dear. The other roommate is just as broke as Beefy? So sad.
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"Beefy: That said right now if I could raise a few hundred or a
thousand at all I *definitely should* be putting it into getting this
new computer properly built up and finished and running, and in any
event it's not like I've been producing a lot of new work here lately
anyway (for lack of interest in a much longer explanation let's just
say I've been recharging my batteries) so yeah. I may or may not make
a direct effort in that direction, depending on where things stand
around mid-week."

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OMFG! Beefy does a bait and switch! Fuck his roommates, he's got to have
a new computer for porn and games! Can't be chatting with underage women
on a cheap computer, they'll figure out he's a broken down old man.
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https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/436443260_122145537746
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Holy fuck, he looks 80! (Legit link but prepare the eye bleach.)
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"Beefy: Other than that I've been mostly doing my little part time job
and minding my business, done a couple of little freebie side-gig
things designing some posters and a website, but mostly I've been in a
space - which I've DESPERATELY needed to be in for a LONG time - of
just taking stock, processing the whole last 15 years since I left NC
and even before then, looking at where we're at in the world and what
the situation is and how I can help by doing what I do when I'm forced
to compete against much better financed concerns deliberately
pretending to do what I do so they can advance misinformation and
disinformation. How do you discuss that *without* sounding like you're
saying "don't trust anyone but me?" Etc."

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That website rebuild and audit must be coming along really well. Maybe
not.
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"Beefy: So there's a lot going on right but 99% of it is going on
quietly between my ears in between doomscrolling, gaming, social
media, and trying to get the energy up for the next steps for me which
include visits to the doctor and dentist and finding a full-time
therapist and so forth. All of that should start transpiring by the
end of this month. My job is going just fine and suits me, it just
doesn't pay much beyond enough to keep me eating and paying what minor
bills I do have."

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"A full time therapist"? You're fucking kidding. Beefy has no energy for
basic health but plenty of times for crap and games.
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"Beefy: Also on the agenda: looking at options to complete my degree."

I guess Beth Aultman isn't around so Beefy will need fresh suckers.
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"Beefy: Creatively what little work I've been doing lately has been
going into the book. I've been considering doing some kind of targeted
kinkstarter type campaign for that, but again I may not bother. If I
can keep moving forward slowly I think I won't need to, and if I don't
need to there's no reason to bother; it'll mean more income when I
actually release the thing, for one thing, rather than having sort of
borrowed against future sales. I've got some things percolating for
future recurring content as well, and of course there's the ongoing
rebuild of my current site, which honestly hasn't gotten much
attention over the last few weeks but remains ongoing nonetheless.
Some of that may shift and change if and when this move happens, as
well."

Beefy admits has hasn't done a fucking thing but finally mentions the
website rebuild isn't going anywhere either. That's not going to stop
him from mixing in more reasons for mooching.
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This was either a howler of a typo or a cry for help:
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"I've been considering doing some kind of targeted kinkstarter type
campaign for that"
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"Kinkstarter"? He hasn't got enough?
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"Beefy: So that's what's up with me lately. I'll have an update in a
few days. Love y'all."

Translation: Don't expect much unless you sheep start sending BeefyBux!
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 lol, oh my