Chad says…

“Medically obese people can still be absolute athletic monsters.”

But you’re not an absolute athletic monster, are you Chad?

You’re just a fat, poutine-scoffing, coke-bottle glasses-wearing, sociopath
with acne and scoliosis who’s now fallen out with his lifelong idol because
you blame John Henry for helping Anneliese seek sanctuary from her abusive
relationship with you.

Twenty years ago! Time to move on - slowly, you rotund turtle…