Re: I REMEMBER WHEN CHAD

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 On 5/17/2024 11:27 AM, % wrote:

Janithor wrote:

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On 5/16/2024 6:59 PM, Chad G. Petey wrote:

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On 4/29/2024 5:01 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote:

Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in
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On 4/28/2024 5:27 PM, Davey Zimmerman #274 wrote:

Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote in
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On 4/28/2024 12:39 PM, % wrote:

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used to try and convince everyone he was a professional wrestler

How about when Dink tried to convince everyone he was a

professional

actor?

I miss when John Henry DeJong used to try to convince the sheep he
was going to save the world and that he never molested his daughter.
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You mean he's not?

It depends: Did you PayPal him now?

I'm trying to put together my own podcast, I just need some funds to

get

started.  Once I get up and running and get at least $10,000 coming

in,

then I can probably PayPal him something.  In the meantime, can you
PayPal me first to get that going?  It's the best way to help John and
save the world at the same time.
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(Chorus)
Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall,
Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall,
John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal,
Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival.
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Janithor strides, his broom a scepter in his grip,
Navigating life's ring, where fate takes its fearful dip,
In RSP-W, where fans convene to cheer or jeer,
But wrestling's allure to him remains unclear.
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He sweeps through the forums, with disdain overflowing,
Mocking wrestling's glitz, its performers' art unknowing,
Yet beneath his scorn, a grudging respect may lurk,
For the wrestlers' prowess, in the ring they work.
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(Chorus)
Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall,
Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall,
John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal,
Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival.
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John Henry, the grifter, spins tales with flair,
A 150 IQ, yet destined to despair,
Cyberbegging for years, his schemes ever bold,
Facing evictions and scorn, life's tale untold.
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He dreams of glory, a wrestling star's embrace,
But reality bites, leaving him in disgrace,
His place in the world, his struggles profound,
Yet wrestling's allure keeps him tightly bound.
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(Chorus)
Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall,
Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall,
John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal,
Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival.
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In life's arena, their paths forever intertwine,
Like wrestlers locked in battle, in rhythm and rhyme,
Their clash of ideologies, a tale to be told,
In the annals of wrestling, their story unfolds.
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(Chorus)
Within the squared circle where legends climb and fall,
Janithor, the janitor, with broom in hand stands tall,
John Henry, a grifter, with schemes in his arsenal,
Their feud resonates through the wrestling carnival.
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So ends the saga of Janithor and John,
In the wrestling ring, where their stories have drawn,
Their tale of rivalry, forever etched in lore,
In the squared circle, where legends endure.
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In the digital age, where wrestlers yearn for fame,
John's plea echoes online, seeking fortune's flame,
With PayPal, Venmo, and Patreon's plea,
As Janithor chants "Get a job!" with glee.

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Now we just need Music GPT and you'll have a hit.  I'm seeing Top 40.

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we need a contract

 and a cool uniform, something wrestling themed