Re: Local Man Laments Victim's Provocation

by Times staff
Portland, OR
 
Former RSPW regular John Henry posted a series of text memes today on
Facebook to address the ongoing hostilities with the Republican Party.
Henry, known for his "hands-on" approach to relationships, insisted
that the party's stance on a variety of issues is making it impossible
for him to stop attacking them.
 
"IF YOU STOP ACTING LIKE A REPREHENSIBLE BIGOT MAYBE PEOPLE WILL STOP
CALLING YOU ONE," he posted, on the heels of posting ""You always say
bad things about us" screams the party of those refusing to be
anything but contemptible."
 
"He just wishes they would stop making him brutalize them," a source
familiar with Henry's way of thinking surmised. "If only they would
act correctly, it wouldn't be necessary."
 
"It's like they're daring him to show them what a real man looks
like," the source continued. "If they just toned it down, he wouldn't
have to do this."
 
"Those bruises are their own fault," the source concluded.