Re: World's biggest battery coming to Maine

On 2024-09-03, JAB <here@is.invalid> wrote:

World's biggest battery coming to Maine -- and it could store 130
million times more energy than your laptop
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The novel iron-air battery system will store 8,500 megawatt-hours of
energy once it is completed.
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https://www.livescience.com/technology/engineering/worlds-biggest-battery-coming-to-maine-130-million-times-more-energy-laptop

Ha, love these stupid comparisons.

Coming soon: a nuclear power plant powerful enough to charge 70
quadzillionyon billyonzonmon flashlights!

But it will be located at a distance at least 350 millyonzonbon times as
far away as your dog's leash.  That's equivalent to
2,389,192,293,0370230909 times wider than Jupiter's rings!

American tech journalism, keep up the good laughs, guys.