Re: Fart Party, Of Course :-)

On Mon, 30 Dec 2024 17:09:41 +0000, Physfitfreak wrote:

On 12/30/24 10:36 AM, Physfitfreak wrote:

On 12/30/24 6:29 AM, Mild Shock wrote:

Hi,
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Thats nothing compared to when Dan Christensen,
John Gabriel and Archimedes Plutonium all posted
at once on google groups, You could melt
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the antarktis with their brain farts.
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I miss the good old time...
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Bye
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Physfitfreak schrieb:

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Man.. this party took 4 hours. Damn! Only one pound of dry pinto beans
were
used. I could run a gas burning heater with it for  a good 30 minutes.

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Took 4 hours to get all the 100 years of Carter out.

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You can calculate the average flux of Carter Disposal now. How much
Carter
 per second. I'd say an impressive feat of Satan defeating mechanism by
 itself even as average. Let alone how impressive it was in bursts! You
can
 calculate that too. The humongous bursts, deliberately made to sound
 staccato, appeared about once every 10 minutes.
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An easy physics baby problem:
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"How much Carter was forced out per fart?"

If e is the energy per fart then as per the Carter approved formula the
Carter mass ejected per fart would be e/c^2 where c is the absolute
speed of light on free space.

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Even a "Pennino" should be able to answer that.

Chap can but shriek out "delusional". Has limited vocabulary. Don't
expect much from him Roachie.
To the point now - are you related to the Shah of Iran somehow? Or to
the chaps they hanged after the Shah was deposed? Carter loved Khomeini
to begin with; both were fundies, love-love between Abrahamic brothers
accordingly or so he thought. Wrongly, of course, as we know now. Would
explain your farts and you could join Afghans in that if they could be
so rude.