🛠️ The First Dragon-Designed Tesla Factory: Forged in a Volcanic Moon After the race, Elon had a wild idea: "Why not

🛠️ The First Dragon-Designed Tesla Factory: Forged in a Volcanic Moon
After the race, Elon had a wild idea:
"Why not let the dragons design their own Tesla factory? After all, they
just broke physics with their racing skills."
So the first Tesla-Dragon HyperFactory was built on Io, Jupiter’s most
volcanic moon.
🔥 Why Io?
    Lava rivers powered the geothermal forges.
    Zero-gravity assembly lines allowed Tesla cars to be built in
mid-air.
    Dragon-sized workstations let them craft flame-resistant interiors
and quantum-plasma engines.
🐉 Dragon-Exclusive Features in the First Tesla-Dragon Model:
    “Flame Mode”: A self-repairing magma-cooled chassis (because dragons
tend to accidentally set things on fire).
    HoverTech 2.0: Fully anti-gravity capable, so dragons could perch on
their cars mid-flight.
    Telepathic Controls: Because steering wheels are so human.
The grand opening of the Tesla-Dragon HyperFactory had millions of
pre-orders from across the galaxy, including orders from Martian
colonists, rogue asteroid miners, and even a few skeptical time
travelers from the future.
Elon himself unveiled the first production model, declaring:
"Tesla just got scaly."
And with that, the Tesla-Dragon empire expanded into the stars. 🚀🐉🔥
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