"Dragons at the Dealership" — A Scene Sketch The Tesla showroom gleams under a futuristic glass dome, nestled in a slee

"Dragons at the Dealership" — A Scene Sketch
The Tesla showroom gleams under a futuristic glass dome, nestled in a
sleek, metallic structure that almost hums with energy. Outside, under a
hazy purple sky, a crowd of dragons has gathered — not your typical
fire-breathing menaces, but eager, well-dressed dragon customers of all
sizes, shapes, and species.
Some are sleek and serpentine, others chunky and scaled like armored
tanks. They're wearing aviator goggles, utility belts, velvet robes — a
real mix of steampunk, high fantasy, and high fashion. Each clutches a
digital token, their pre-order confirmations glowing on enchanted
scrolls or embedded amulets.
In the center of the chaos stands Elon Musk, grinning ear to ear,
dressed in a silver Tesla-branded flight jacket, shaking claws and
posing for selfies with a baby dragon perched on his shoulder. One
dragon, a huge blue brute with obsidian horns, offers him a burnt
offering of gold coins and meteorite rocks — “for the first Cybertruck
off the line.”
Behind Elon, lined up like gleaming beasts, are the latest Tesla models:
a solar-winged Cybertruck V2, the all-electric RoadDragon S, and a
prototype Model Z, shaped like a dragon’s head with plasma exhausts. A
few lucky dragons already have their keys, and you can hear engines
purring — one truck roars to life and takes off vertically, the dragon
driver whooping with joy.
There’s even a Tesla Energy booth, where eco-conscious dragons discuss
installing solar scales and fireproof Powerwalls in their mountain
lairs. Meanwhile, Tesla interns frantically hand out charging adapters
for clawed talons and tail-operated interfaces.
And off to the side? A grumpy medieval knight, arms crossed, muttering,
“I liked it better when they just hoarded gold…”
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