> cheesetray wrote:
> are there any men in here who want to hang out w/me?
>
> persent? anybody?
>
> ho hum...
>
> wow...totally isolated and ostracized from the world-at-large
>
> thanks a lot
i had two friends, one got x'ed out for the
long haul for safety reasons, but i was hoping maybe after he got
older, he would mellow out, go straight and come back to sanity due to
age, he went off the deep end, and the other refused to see me cuz he
just didn't care anymore, he had health problems, and i couldn't get
him interested enough to go out to eat or anything (forget movies,
etc...) even me saying i'm pay for everything, etc... he was burnt out
on life
i called them beavis and butthead, i don't even know which was which
both on the show (never really seen, maybe a few minutes once or
twice) and for nicknames....
crackhead brent and mini-me bob
they are both dead.
so now i have two new friends, whom i named myself, they live at the
foot of my bed, one is a kangaroo with a little removable joey and the
other is a cute monkey.
when mini-me bob died, i played with the monkey, kept him with me,
like a retarded emotionally-challenged person. he lived with me by my
side or sleeping on my shoulder or playing with me sitting on my
middle, and he sort of came alive through me doing things like nodding
his head, or taking his paw to my face, playing peek-a-boo with me,
etc....
mrs. bob dylan (sarcasm) is living like a retard with her only living
friend, a stuffed animal, practically started french kissing him the
last time we played together the other day, and that's when i woke up,
like, oh hell no, i'm not going to pretend kiss with this monkey,
that's gross. not b/c it's a monkey, but b/c he's a monkey, that's
bestiality. i realized what i was doing, and pulled away and put him
back at the foot of my bed. nice. thank you, mr. dylan (BOB), you
stupid fucking asshole.
i wish i could tell you their names, they are cool, with stories
behind them, but, well, sorry, they are my only friends, and you
aren't my real friends.
not even drake or zersterer.
you won't even come visit me or send me a get well soon card (ahem) or
anything.
so bafangool you.
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