Weaning the cur off steak

I had shaving cream all over my face when The Revenant bust in through the bathroom door, where the chair had been blocking entry to the room.
I told him to please leave.  I called him a thief.  I told him he can't bring my Rubik's Cube back.
He exited.
That will probably buy me another four days before he invades my peace again.  A grand four days of no one bothering me.  He's the last clinger on, because The Vivisectionist is now under my thumb.
--
"It will be a long
And difficult war
It will be conducted
On many fronts
But as long as it takes
We will prevail
Across the world governments
Have heard this message
You're either with us or you're with the terrorists
Tyranny
Terror
& Lawless Violence"
    -- George W. Bush