the numbers game

I commanded a group of four programmers for an initial project.  Fuckers were being lazy as hell so I did the whole project myself.  We were going through what had been done and she was like yeah yeah this looks okay.  Then one of my error messages pops up saying -1.
Bitch jumped out of her seat, hit the ceiling with her head and yelled NERD! from the roof.
I pulled a megaphone out of my briefcase and shouted at her:
"At least it's a fucking integer."
This was that chick Kent Paul Dolan was stalking who taught at my school.  She was ever the pi fanatic.
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Be penitent and penetrate
Between the liquor and all these lies
See past the bruises of your hate
Come face to face and meet your Fate