QUICK! Give Trump emergency powers!

The media has been ordering you to make brown in your shorts
over Trump the king, and by now the hysteria is beginning to
wear off. So, make it happen for real:  Invent a crisis which
allows Trump emergency powers, so he'll be as powerful as
any king!
BIRD FLU!
Bird Flu is the single most dangerous virus ever! This is a
virus that is so clever that it knows where national borders
lie, and unlike illegal aliens won't cross it. So while here
eggs are at an all time high, thanks to this virus, and in
Massachusetts you can't even buy more than two cartons at a
time, in Mexico they're under $2 a dozen. Depending on the
brand, A LOT less than $2 a dozen!
This virus, the one that can perceive national boundaries, and
only coincidentally is 100% consistent with the driving-up-
food-prices of our self imposed elite, will kill everyone and
everything. President Trump will be totally justified in
declaring a national emergency and taking unprecedented powers.
Why?
Because this virus will be slaughtering our food supply along
with the elderly & infirm that burden our society!
MAKE TRUMP A KING FOR REAL! At least that way you won't look
quite so ridiculous wetting your bed in fright every time the
media orders you to.
SPREAD BIRD FLU PANIC NOW!
Or else.
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