"Plain unmarked boxes" ... The Incontinence Underground

HA ... TV commercial ...
Company specializes in "incontinence" supplies.
Mostly for women
Can't hold your water - THEY have fixes.
Pads, diapers, other ... they have it.
Ok ... due to a very short urethra and
small bladders, kinda a lot of women
really can't help pissing themselves.
Not very groovy.
Not very acceptable.
MAYbe genetic fixes - but that's gonna
be a Long time.
Face it, women got the short end of the
proverbial stick. Give 'em a little slack.