Getting Old - A Brief "Fallen And Can't Get Up" Moment

Tripped ... fell back into a kind of niche between
two pieces of furniture. Some minimal bleeding damage.
Was NOT so easy to find a minimal-damage way to get
out of it. The phone was five feet away, but could
not have gotten to it. Oh, 'thin skin' AND on thinners
just for fun !  :-)
This WILL be YOUR future too.
Sorry, just don't see The Aliens intervening
and improving things anytime soon ......