KOZMIK KRISPY KOUNTDOWN - Cuss Cop Verbal Victims Unit - Wicked Word Watch - Potty Mouth Patrol

              ,
     __  _.-"` `'-.
    /||\'._ __{}_(                Verbal Victims Unit
    ||||  |'--.__\        _______  __________     _________  ___
    |  L.(   ^_\^        / ___/ / / / __/ __/    / ___/ __ \/ _ \
    \ .-' |   _ |       / /__/ /_/ /\ \_\ \     / /__/ /_/ / ___/
    | |   )\___/        \___/\____/___/___/     \___/\____/_/
    |  \-'`:._]
    \__/;      '-.       Wicked Word Watch - Potty Mouth Patrol
    |   |o     __ \      See reports in: alt.cuss.usenet.fools.
    |   |o     )( |
    |   |o     \/ \      KOZMIK KRISPY KOUNTDOWN

  
    Cuss Cop Slime Speech Detector has identified well over 666 slimy
    Kuss Kriminals and 66666 kuss krimes.
   
    All suspects are guilty until proven krispy in a kourt of kombat.
   
    Once 666+ kuss kriminals are identified the kourt of kombat shall
    be konvened. The Kritarch of the Krispy Kourt of Kombat shall
    hear kuss krime komplaints against kombatants who shall be then
    sentenced to the kladiator pits.
   
    Kozmik krispy is koming. All defeated kladiators will be taken
    from the Krispy Kourt of Kombat and rendered in a kourt of logs.
   
    The final remaining kladiator shall be sentenced to trial by kombat
    with the chief of all vocabulary villains, Seniore Marco Debeeste.
   
    The final surviving vocabulary villain shall be treated with the
    Magistrate McLoon Pineapple Prize.

--
  Cuss Cop Wicked Word Watch (krispy kuss kop)
  Kounting krispy kuss for kozmik krispy kourt.