Sujet : Software Precepts
De : bencollver (at) *nospam* tilde.pink (Ben Collver)
Groupes : comp.miscDate : 20. Mar 2024, 22:35:50
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Software Precepts
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* Specifications are for the weak and timid!
* You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you
stand!
* Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your
skull!
* What is this talk of 'release'? We do not make software
'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of
designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
* Our function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments'
- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
* Debugging? We do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
* A TRUE programmer does not comment on their code!
* Our software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those
features are too sophisticated for one such as you to understand.
* Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it!
Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
Based on: <
https://afni.nimh.nih.gov/precepts>
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