Re: Software Precepts

Ben Collver <bencollver@tilde.pink> writes:

Software Precepts
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* Specifications are for the weak and timid!
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* You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you
  stand!
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* Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your
  skull!
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* What is this talk of 'release'? We do not make software
  'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of
  designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
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* Our function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments'
  - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
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* Debugging? We do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
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* A TRUE programmer does not comment on their code!
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* Our software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those
  features are too sophisticated for one such as you to understand.
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* Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it!
  Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
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Based on: <https://afni.nimh.nih.gov/precepts>

"Based on" meaning you just stripped out the references to Klingons and
Romulans and called it a day?

Like, it seemed pretty good as they originally wrote it, and the Klingon
references give it more context.


john