Sujet : Re: Software Precepts
De : candycanearter07 (at) *nospam* candycanearter07.nomail.afraid (candycanearter07)
Groupes : comp.miscDate : 21. Mar 2024, 15:50:08
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Organisation : the-candyden-of-code
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Ben Collver <
bencollver@tilde.pink> wrote at 21:35 this Wednesday (GMT):
Software Precepts
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* Specifications are for the weak and timid!
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* You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you
stand!
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* Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your
skull!
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* What is this talk of 'release'? We do not make software
'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of
designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
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* Our function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments'
- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
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* Debugging? We do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
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* A TRUE programmer does not comment on their code!
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* Our software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those
features are too sophisticated for one such as you to understand.
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* Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it!
Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
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Based on: <https://afni.nimh.nih.gov/precepts>
I love "bad coding advice" stuff like this. The grug-brained developer
guide comes to mind here.
-- user <candycane> is generated from /dev/urandom
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