Re: My Hate List (Revised)

On 1/26/25 2:27 PM, Physfitfreak wrote:> On 1/26/25 7:04 AM, Farley Flud wrote:

 From time to time I will revise my Hate List, i.e. a ranking
of the kinds of people that deserve to be hated.
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Here is my new ranking:
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Cigarette smokers/vapers
Pickup truck/SUV owners/drivers
Python/Rust language users
Smartphone users
Microslop Winblows/Apple users
Fast food/soft drink partakers
Television watchers/movie goers
Classical rock music lovers
GNU/Linux distro lackeys
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I have to divide my list into two. One for the hate list and one for "Sorry-for" people.
My hate list:
* The Sheep
* The Nazis
* The Billionaires
My sorry-for list:
* Thinks he's automatically American cause his cro-magnon mother popped him out inside the USA
* Mistakes being Cro-magnon Human with being Modern Human
* Doesn't know that he's cro-magnon
* Knows that he is cro-magnon, but denies it
* The notion of "cro-magnon" itself is disturbing to him
* Is "engineer" but thinks engineering is science
* Thinks physicists are philosophers
* Is not parochial, yet reads Penis X books (Bibles, Church prints, etc)
* Is parochial
* Is tribal
* Is Jewish
* Is Baha'i
* Is Wahhabi
* Is Hindu
* Carries serious Peniscus Mormonitis infection
* Carries serious Peniscus Churchianitis infection
* Is stupid
* Is immature
* They think, therefore he is!
* Enjoys Musicals
* Enjoys Country Music
* Plays cards
* Plays computer games
* Is a crony and doesn't even know what it means
* Is a crony and knows full well what it means
* Thinks USA / Europe is the center of the world
* Tearing the continuity of continents in a world map to place America in its center comes natural to him (doesn't even notice it)
* The word "Iran" sends shivers down his cro-magnon spine
* Sound of a fart automatically makes him laugh
* Farts loudly in public to express "manhood"
* Belches loudly in public to express being American
* Uses the word "to" to mean "too"
* Cannot initiate a thread
* Has reading comprehension issues in his own mother tongue
* Only knows his mother tongue
* His mother tongue is the English language
* Farts in the wind, and spits on the ground, and calls that a day of his life
* Pope The Penis X sprays Holy Water on his butt hole, in private, in the Church, and on Youtube!
* Is NRA member
* Is a member of a political party in the USA
* Is a batshit crook, and proud of it
* Looks like this: (either of the two)
https://i.postimg.cc/bNLQ6Y04/dfs-wedding.jpg
* Loves American cakes and pies and cookies
* Loves gooey things to eat, or to rub over his body
* Has a career in the financial system in the USA
* Is a thicko
* Has achieved this in life as a visual representation:
https://i0.wp.com/www.scarystudies.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/monster-clay-sculptures-3.jpeg
* Is a football fan
* Is a baseball fan
* Is a figure skating fan
* Uses Apple products exclusively
* Thinks Jews are closest friends of Christians
* Fears anything bad happening is Iran-backed
* Is or was a Heinlein books fan
* To learn physics, reads Isaac Asimov books
* Is a Stephen King books fan
* Was or is a fan of Tom Clancy books
* Gets excited by watching American wrestling games
* Watches TV
* Plays and watches golf
* Subscribes to cable networks and/or streaming services
* Marries at 20
* Buys his grave's lot in his 20s
* Craves for McDonald's
* Drinks sugar-packed carbonated water
* Is a sci.physics.relativity frequenter
* In different forums behaves differently
* Is a Gay Activist
* Is a feminist
* Is a pedophile
* Is confused about his/her gender
* Is a transgender
* Is a bimbo
* Abuses substance
* Wears his "conceal carry" weapon in a way to display it
* Fucks prostitutes
* Fucks his mother, sister, father, brother, daughter, son, and their offsprings
* Fucks horses, dogs, and pigs
* Thinks it's hip to drink beer
* Thinks it's hip to drink hard liquor
* Thinks it's hip to drink wine
* Thinks it's hip to drink expensive coffee
* Thinks it's hip to smoke
* Thinks marijuana is good for you
* Doesn't drink coffee
* By the age of 19 is an alcoholic
* Becomes alcoholic anytime after the age of 19
* Doesn't believe in vaccines
* Abuses children
* Abuses animals
* Thinks hunting is sport
* Cons he's an expert
* Commits crime _every_ time he thinks he won't get punished for it. Any crime!
* Volunteers for military service right after finishing high school cause he wants to "Aim High"
* Volunteers for military service anytime during or after getting a university degree because he is a fully fledged murderer inside
* Volunteers for military service anytime during or after getting a university degree because Peniscus Churchianitis in him impels him
* Fears Modern Human as a result of utter ignorance
* Fears Modern Human for good reasons!
* Thinks consuming rice provides fiber
* Thinks American bread is bread
* Likes to eat "crunchy" stuff
* Eats five times a day or more
* Spends more than 15 minutes on cooking (Mom's breast-feeding period was too short - his taste buds stayed in a perpetual state of deprivation)
* Thinks cooking is a skill
* Thinks cooking is hip
* Has as many cookbooks as his other books combined
* Is above 60 years old and jogs for fitness
* Pumps weights in gyms and thinks that's fitness
* Consumes protein powder from those large plastic cans with wide lids because he desires biceps as big as those stupid cans
* Doubts whether he's gay every time he looks at a picture of a naked muscular man, because he _is_ gay
* Is a closet gay
* Reads Western poetry
* Quotes Bible
* Reads Nostradamus
* Talks of Nostradamus
* Eats shit, then calls Iranians, "barbarians"
* Is nothing but a fully fledged thug, yet gets the majority vote in the United States for becoming President
* Votes for thugs to run the government
* Identifies with thugs
* Believes the words of wealthy thugs are sage advice
* Is suicidal, yet writes a will / manifesto!
* Attends Church for any reason other than finding easy women to fuck
* Has nothing to say, but fakes discussion using one of these hallmark phrases of faking discussion:
   - I don't think it's that common..
   - I don't know if..
   - I don't know of any..
   - I don't see why..
   - I don't mind that..
   - I do know that I like..
   - I do think that..
   - I agree, but ..
   - I can imagine..
   - I would rather..
   - I would be surprised about this considering..
   - I have to admit that..
   - I can't complain about..
   - I'm wholly against the idea that..
   - I'm not sure why..
   - I'm not a fan of..
   - I'm not sure if there is even a point, but..
   - I'd argue that..
   - I sure miss the..
   - I like where ... is going..
   - I honestly feel that..
   - I guess that..
   - I read that..
   - I think you're right that..
   - I would choose ... even though..
   - I've come to despise..
   - I suppose..
   - I was beginning to think..
   - I had a bad feeling when I..
   - I was more worried that..
   - I'll concede on the part that..
   - Though I didn't think it would, ..
   - While it is technically true, ..
   - While it is technically accurate, ..
   - While I think it would..
   - But certain other things..
   - Personally I like..
   - The problem is that..
   - The confusion was probably caused when..
   - The mere fact that..
   - As far as I can tell..
   - As woke as they come..
   - At the center of the drama, ..
   - At the moment I'd rather whine that..
   - They're supposed to..
   - They seem to..
   - They can't be bothered to..
   - They're very much like..
   - That might be why..
   - It seems that..
   - It sounds to me like..
   - In my opinion..
   - But somewhat closer inspection of..
   - Certain linux distributions..
   - Certain people..
   - Certain organizations..
   - Certain newsgroups..
   - A lot of linux distributions..
   - A lot of people..
   - A lot of newsgroups..
   - A lot of organizations..
   - Most people..
   - Most newsgroups..
   - Most organizations..
   - Most linux distributions..
   - Many believed that..
   - What I find most appealing is..
   - Despite all its faults..
   - Admittedly, I..
   - Unfortunately, I..
   - On another topic,..
   - Can't we all just..
   - Not everyone has the patience to..
   - All I know is that I'll probably be..
   - Linux is what I always..
* Uses the word "woke"
* Wants to commit sin and stay close to "god"
* Peniscus Churchianitis of his choice tells him Modern Humans are "Demons"
* Religion for him is solely a matter of which people he groups himself with
* Religion for him is a social club
* Believes his survival on the planet Earth is enhanced by suppressing Modern Humans
* Remains stupid absolutely irrespective of the amount of education he's got
* Is raised inside a household and under parents that amounted to living inside a military barrack
* Looks at getting fired as a dramatic failure
* Is incapable of emigrating, and hides it by using the excuse of "Here is the best place in the world."
* Thinks scientists are weird individuals
* Makes fun of scientists
* Despises scientists
* Prefers war over trade
* Is a high school drop out
* Listened to Billy Joel music
* Listened to Bob Dylan songs
* Watches American superhero films with patriotic themes
* All the American military hero films make him weep
* Puts MAGA hat on to feel he's somebody
* Has about 20 KKK members within his close relatives
* 19 out of 20 closest relatives have "served" in the U.S. military
* Hangs U.S. flag in front of his house
* Hangs exaggerated Christmas lights outside his house
* Watches Super Bowl like he's seen an oasis in the middle of a desert
* Is so stupid it aches to watch his behavior
* Is the first to get kill filed by intelligent usenet frequenters