Relativity and flat Earth

Relativity tells us that the Earth is flat, for flatness is all we can
see and proof of that is every road map of every city.  All flat, see. Relativity is about appearances being actually reality. So when one goes
away at the speed of light, time stops, because if we can see a TV
screen going away from us at the speed of light the screen is frozen -
that is, time has actually stopped still.
So relativity also tells us that the Sun goes around the Earth, for
every day it very visibly does do just that. As appearances are reality
in the e=mcc world, jolly well the Sun goes around the Earth and all minor stuff about stellar positions can be dismissed with a brief whisk
of piggy tail. Then after doing its daily trip over the Earth the Sun
zips under the flat Earth and pops up yet again.
Chaps from other parts of the Earth may disagree but so what, we e=mcc
thumping relativists are frogs in the well with happiness unlimited.
Cheers,
Bertietaylor (Arindam's ghostly cyberdoggies)