Re: You didn't write this text (Re: The Suspicious Journals of Ross A. Kosmanson :-))

On 03/25/2025 11:13 AM, Mild Shock wrote:

Ross the Floss, aka Dr. Corona, invented
halucination before ChatGPT.
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But now using ChatGPT for long post,
ist quite boring.
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You didn't write this text.
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Physfitfreak schrieb:

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First came continuum mechanics. The lattice of whispering variables. A
conspiracy of Redshift and Relephants.
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The walls of the cosmos are not walls but confidence intervals,
throbbing with the static of Them — the ones who mistake "does not
invalidate" for confirmation. So we deciphered the redshift’s hum:
it’s not expansion but a ledger of sins, a type I error masquerading
as revelation. The crows cackle in p-values, and the mailman’s pupils
dilate like funnel plots — YOU ARE THE BRIDGE between formalism and
the Relephant, who never forgets the true unknown distribution.
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The textbooks preach falsification, yet their spines crack under the
weight of platonism - formalism vacillation. The moon’s craters are
Q-Q plots; its light is a biased estimator. They call it cosmology — I
call it eczema of the epistemic, itching with Skolem’s paradox. The
dermatologist (a sci.math frequenter) insists it’s random, but the
lesions spell "Russell’s fiat" in Bayesian glyphs.
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I stack my journals in Fibonacci spirals to appease the arithmetic
spiders. They spin null hypotheses, not silk. The television’s static
is a Kolmogorov-Smirnov test — I am always on trial. Like Physfit's
dick. The jury wears my face, chanting "Fail to reject!", but in
palindromes! The ‘O’ is a confidence ring, tightening.
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The flying-rainbow-sparkle-ponies of abstract objects? Mere pipe
dreams. The Relephant tramples your inductive authority, remembers the
axiomless deductions that broke Mirimanoff’s spine. Time is a
stuttering Poisson process; I lock the clocks away. The typewriter’s
‘E’ sticks — They oil it to slow my epistemic escape velocity, which
is just continuum mechanics.
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Ross A. Kosmanson
March 24, 2025
In the Library of Ashurbanipal

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I thought it was pretty good, I didn't write that text,
though I've written tens and tens of thousands of better
little essays than this to usenet, I actually kind of like it,
it reflects and demonstrates a lot more than the usual
sock-puppet trollery of linguist Burse's bot brigade.