On 1/26/25 7:04 AM, Farley Flud wrote:
From time to time I will revise my Hate List, i.e. a ranking
of the kinds of people that deserve to be hated.
Here is my new ranking:
Cigarette smokers/vapers
Pickup truck/SUV owners/drivers
Python/Rust language users
Smartphone users
Microslop Winblows/Apple users
Fast food/soft drink partakers
Television watchers/movie goers
Classical rock music lovers
GNU/Linux distro lackeys
I have to divide my list into two. One for the hate list and one for "Sorry-for" list.
My hate-list:
* The Sheep
* The Nazis
* The Billionaires
My sorry-for list:
* Thinks he's automatically American cause his cro-magnon mother popped him out inside the USA
* Mistakes being Cro-magnon Human with being Modern Human
* Doesn't know that he's cro-magnon
* Knows that he is cro-magnon, but denies it
* The notion of "cro-magnon" itself is disturbing to him
* Is "engineer" but thinks engineering is science
* Thinks physicists are philosophers
* Is not parochial, yet reads Penis X books (Bibles, Church prints, etc)
* Is parochial
* Is tribal
* Is Jewish
* Is Baha'i
* Is Wahhabi
* Is Hindu
* Carries serious Peniscus Mormonitis infection
* Carries serious Peniscus Churchianitis infection
* Is stupid
* Is immature
* They think, therefore he is! (thank you Star!)
* Enjoys Musicals
* Enjoys Country Music
* Plays cards
* Plays computer war games
* Is a crony and doesn't even know what it means
* Is a crony and knows full well what it means
* Thinks USA / Europe is the center of the world
* Tearing the continuity of continents' land mass in a world map to place America in its center comes natural to him (doesn't even notice it)
* The word "Iran" sends shivers down his cro-magnon spine
* Sound of a fart automatically makes him laugh
* Farts loudly in public to express "manhood"
* Belches loudly in public to express being American
* Uses the word "to" to mean "too"
* Cannot initiate a thread in usenet
* Has reading comprehension issues in his own mother tongue
* Only knows his mother tongue
* His mother tongue is the English language
* Farts in the wind, and spits on the ground, and calls that a day of his life
* Pope The Penis X sprays Holy Water on his butt hole, in private, in the Church, and on Youtube, to get the Demons out!
* Dances in Church while holding one or more snakes in his hands
* Is one of those who pronounces the name Jesus as, "jeez-Arse"
* The best he can pronounce the phrase, "appreciate it", is "Up-ree-shee-I-teet"
* Is NRA member
* Is a member of a political party in the USA
* Is a batshit crook, and proud of it
* Looks like "DFS" of COLA newsgroup: (either of the two)
https://i.postimg.cc/bNLQ6Y04/dfs-wedding.jpg* Loves American cakes, pies, and cookies
* Loves gooey things to eat, or to rub over his body
* Thinks the thicker the goo on the cake is, the better it's been made. He actually eats that thing instead of giving it to raccoons at night
* Has a career in the financial system in the USA
* Is a thicko
* Has achieved this in life as a visual representation (i.e. carries "vulvul"itis infection - or simply, is a "vulvulak"):
https://i0.wp.com/www.scarystudies.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/monster-clay-sculptures-3.jpeg* Is a football fan
* Is a baseball fan
* Is a basketball fan
* Is a "professional wrestling" fan
* Is a figure skating fan
* Uses Apple products exclusively
* Thinks Jews are closest friends of Christians
* Fears anything bad happening is Iran-backed
* Is or was a Heinlein books fan
* Is or was a Stephen King books fan
* Is or was a Tom Clancy books fan
* To learn physics, reads Isaac Asimov books
* Is a fan of professional wrestler autobiography books
* Gets excited by watching American wrestling games
* Watches TV
* Loves to watch Jeopardy!
* There are so many equally stupid people across USA that all sorts of businesses have syndicated his sort of fun activities
* Plays and watches golf
* Subscribes to cable networks and/or streaming services
* Marries at 20
* Buys his grave lot in his 20s
* Craves for McDonald's 24 X 7
* Drinks sugar-packed carbonated water
* Has been a sci.physics.relativity frequenter for more than a decade
* In different forums behaves differently
* Is a Gay Activist
* Is a feminist
* Is a pedophile
* Is confused about his/her gender
* Is a transgender
* Is a bimbo
* Abuses substance
* Wears his "conceal carry" weapon in a way to display it
* Fucks prostitutes
* Fucks his mother, fucks his sister, fucks his father, fucks his brother, fucks his daughter, fucks his son, fucks his grandchildren
* Fucks his grandparents
* Fucks horses, fucks dogs, and fucks pigs
* Was fucked in childhood by a pedophile close relative, or sibling, or one of his parents, therefore he is a Republican now
* Is a bimbo, therefore she is a Republican now
* Is gay, therefore he is a Republican now
* Is a fan of professional wrestler autobiography books, therefore he is a Republican now
* Onlookers don't know which is him and which is his son when the two are standing together cause he was 11 years old when he impregnated his 10 year old sister with his son, so the father and son both look like this at you:
https://streamable.com/lza1re* Thinks it's hip to drink beer, therefore he is a Republican now
* Thinks it's "manly" to drink hard liquor
* Thinks it's "classy" to drink wine
* Thinks he's "sophisticated" to drink expensive coffee
* Thinks he's somebody if he smokes
* Thinks marijuana is good for you
* Takes aspirins for elevating mood, gaining energy, fighting depression, and enhancing concentration
* Keeps a clove of garlic inside his belly button to ward off flu
* Keeps a clove of garlic inside his belly button to ward off demons
* Doesn't drink coffee
* By the age of 19 is an alcoholic
* Becomes alcoholic anytime after the age of 19
* Getting vaccinated feels the same to him as getting fucked in the ass
* Getting vaccinated feels the same to him as getting fucked in the ass, therefore he is a Republican now
* Getting vaccinated feels the same to him as getting fucked in the ass, therefore he is a member of NRA now
* Abuses children
* Abuses animals
* Thinks hunting is sport
* Cons he's an expert
* Commits crime _every_ time he thinks he won't get punished for it. Any crime, including mass murder
* Volunteers for military service right after finishing high school cause he wants to "Aim High" instead of becoming a fully fledged alcoholic within one coming year
* Volunteers for military service anytime during or after getting a university degree because he is a fully fledged murderer inside and has to act upon it
* Volunteers for military service anytime during or after getting a university degree because Peniscus Churchianitis in him persuades him
* Fears Modern Human as a result of utter ignorance
* Fears Modern Human for good reasons!
* Thinks consuming rice provides fiber
* Thinks American bread is bread
* Likes to eat "crunchy" stuff
* Likes to eat gooey stuff
* Eats five times a day or more
* Spends more than 10 minutes max on cooking (Mom's breast-feeding period was too short - his taste buds stayed in a perpetual state of deprivation)
* Thinks cooking is a skill
* Thinks cooking elaborate dishes makes him "Exquisite"
* Has as many cookbooks as his other books combined
* Is above 60 years old and jogs for fitness
* Pumps weights in gyms and thinks that's fitness
* Consumes protein powder from those large plastic cans with wide lids because he desires biceps as big as those stupid cans
* Doubts whether he's gay every time he looks at a picture of a naked muscular man, because he _IS_ gay
* Is a closet gay
* Reads Western poetry
* Reads Wall Street Journal
* Reads Time magazine
* Reads Newsweek magazine
* Reads American news media outlets to get informed about the world
* Thinks Wikipedia is the last word on any subject
* Has acquired a fake degree from internet by his crony's recommendation so the crony can hire him in some well paying job
* Is a high school drop out and wants to discuss physics in a physics forum
* Is an "engineer" and wants to discuss physics and math in a physics forum
* Is a high school drop out and wants to discuss math and science
* Is a high school drop out and wants to discuss programming languages
* Quotes from Bible, showing his affiliations and the fact that he is a cro-magnon early human
* Quotes from Bible, therefore he is a Republican now
* Reads Nostradamus, therefore he is a Republican now
* Talks of Nostradamus to display his sophistication
* Eats shit, then calls Iranians, "barbarians", therefore he gets farted out by Iranians in their Fart Parties on the day of his death, à la Reagan
* Is nothing but a fully fledged thug, yet gets the majority vote in the United States for becoming President
* Votes for thugs to run the government
* Identifies with thugs
* Believes the words of wealthy thugs are sage advice
* Is suicidal, yet writes a will / manifesto!
* Intends to kill-file someone, yet announces it to him and others!
* Attends Church for any reason other than finding easy pussy to fuck
* Has nothing to say, but fakes discussion, using one of these hallmark phrases for faking discussions:
- I don't think it's that common..
- I don't know if..
- I don't know of any..
- I don't see why..
- I don't mind that..
- I do know that I like..
- I do think that..
- I agree, but ..
- I can imagine..
- I can only imagine..
- I would rather..
- I would be surprised about this considering..
- I wouldn't be surprised if Linux..
- I have to admit that..
- I can't complain about..
- I'm wholly against the idea that..
- I'm not sure why..
- I'm not sure how it is done elsewhere, but I..
- I'm not a fan of..
- I'm not sure if there is even a point, but..
- I'm not fond of the idea that..
- I'm definitely not on the ... side
- I'd argue that..
- I sure miss the..
- I like where ... is going..
- I honestly feel that..
- I guess that..
- I imagine that..
- I recall that..
- I read that..
- I figured I might as well make use of..
- I think you're right that..
- I think people are..
- I would choose ... even though..
- I've come to despise..
- I suppose..
- I guess I'll find out for myself when..
- I was beginning to think..
- I had a bad feeling when I..
- I was more worried that..
- I can't imagine why..
- I'll concede on the part that..
- I'll be surprised if..
- I'll not have to worry about that compromise if..
- I agree with you that..
- I have the pleasure of..
- I admittedly don't know if..
- I'd have no problem with it whatsoever if..
- I can't say that I've experienced..
- I can tell you that it's..
- I could possibly give you the idea that..
- Though I didn't think it would, ..
- While it is technically true, ..
- While it is technically accurate, ..
- While I think it would..
- But certain other things..
- But certain other topics..
- But the fact remains that..
- Personally I like..
- The problem is that..
- The developers might not have seen the point of..
- The confusion was probably caused when..
- The mere fact that..
- The fact remains that..
- The Bible is clear about..
- The only people who feel the need to..
- The added benefit of..
- This is somehow seen as a..
- As far as I can tell..
- As woke as they come..
- At the center of the drama, ..
- At the moment I'd rather whine that..
- It sounds like..
- it doesn't bother me in the least that..
- It is a shame that..
- It's fine, but it's not always worth the..
- They're supposed to..
- They seem to..
- They can't be bothered to..
- They're very much like..
- That might be why..
- It seems that..
- It sounds to me like..
- It's not even that..
- It is definitely not because..
- But somewhat closer inspection of..
- But in some cases it simply..
- But certain other topics..
- A lot of newsgroups..
- A lot of people..
- A lot of people would prefer that..
- A lot of people, myself included, feel that..
- A lot of linux distributions..
- A lot of organizations..
- A lot of topics..
- A good amount of your hardware..
- Most believe that..
- Most newsgroups..
- Most people, myself included, feel that..
- Most linux distributions..
- Most organizations..
- Most people..
- Most topics..
- Certain newsgroups..
- Certain people..
- Certain people, myself included, feel that..
- Certain linux distributions..
- Certain organizations..
- Certain topics..
- But certain other newsgroups..
- But certain other people..
- But certain other linux distributions..
- But certain other organizations..
- But certain other topics..
- But certain other hardware..
- In certain newsgroups..
- In certain linux distributions..
- In certain organizations..
- In certain people..
- In certain topics..
- In certain hardware..
- In some other newsgroups..
- In some other linux distributions..
- In some other organizations..
- In some other topic, ..
- In some other hardware..
- In my opinion..
- Still, I feel that Linux..
- Many believe that..
- Many newsgroups..
- Many people..
- Many people, myself included, feel that..
- Many linux distributions..
- Many organizations..
- Many hardware..
- Many topics..
- For a lot of hardware..
- For a lot of newsgroups..
- For a lot of people..
- For a lot of organizations..
- For a lot of linux distributions..
- For a lot of topics..
- There are always people here and there who..
- There are always newsgroups here and there which..
- There are always hardware here and there that..
- There are always organizations here and there that..
- There are always topics here and there that..
- There are always linux distributions here and there that..
- There is really no good reason to..
- There is no denying that..
- Those who distance themselves from God..
- That is part of why a lot of us..
- That is part of why a lot of newsgroups..
- That is part of why a lot of people..
- That is part of why a lot of organizations..
- That is part of why a lot of linux distributions..
- That is part of why a lot of topics..
- That is part of why a lot of hardware..
- That is why I won't bother to..
- What bothers me though is that..
- What I find most appealing is..
- I am surprised that most of us..
- I am surprised that most of the newsgroups..
- I am surprised that most of the people..
- I am surprised that most of the organizations..
- I am surprised that most of the linux distributions..
- I am surprised that most of the topics..
- I am surprised that most of the hardware..
- Considering that, I now wonder what hardware..
- Considering that, I now wonder what newsgroups..
- Considering that, I now wonder what people..
- Considering that, I now wonder what organizations..
- Considering that, I now wonder what topics..
- We can't blame these people for..
- We can't blame these organizations for..
- We can't blame these hardware for..
- We can't blame these newsgroups for..
- We can't blame these topics for..
- Not all Linux distributions are..
- Not all people are..
- Not all topics are..
- Not all newsgroups are..
- Not all organizations are..
- Not all hardware are..
- Despite all its faults..
- Admittedly, I..
- Unfortunately, I..
- Apparently, I..
- To be fair, I..
- In my short experience, I..
- I recall, I..
- Additionally, I..
- On another topic, I..
- My understanding of it is, I..
- For the time being, I..
- To my surprise, I..
- I'm realizing , I..
- Apparently, there is still a ... but I can live with that
- Not everyone has the patience to..
- All I know is that I'll probably be..
- Linux is what I always..
- Denying that there is a problem..
- Like I said, ..
- Can't we all just suck..
- Can't we all just fuck..
- Can't we all just buck..
- Can't we all just duck..
- Can't we all just bark..
- Can't we all just pluck..
- Can't we all just puck..
- Can't we all just tuck..
- Can't we all just cluck..
- I'll close the lid on this..
- I'll open my stupid mouth and..
- I'll pump rubbish into this..
- I want you to know I'd rather be a lizard than a cro-magnon..
- I want you to know I'd rather be gay than a cro-magnon..
- I want you to know I hide behind Bible when I see a new Physfit post
- I want you to know I like to have something to say in my sorry life
- I want you to know I spend more time reading wrestlers autobiographies than spending it with my children because I fancy imagining their thick dicks' sizes and to be honest to you their thick dicks are awesome compared to the Nazi little thing hanging below my fat clownish belly when I see its reflection in the mirror I hold there
* Uses the word "woke"
* Wants to commit sin and stay close to "god"
* Peniscus Churchianitis of his choice tells him Modern Humans are "Demons"
* Religion for him is solely a matter of which people he groups himself with
* Religion for him is a social club
* Believes his survival on the planet Earth is enhanced by suppressing Modern Humans
* Remains stupid absolutely irrespective of the amount of education he gets
* Is raised inside a household and under parents that amounted to living inside a military barrack
* Looks at getting fired as a disastrous event of his life
* Is incapable of emigrating, and hides it by using the excuse of "Here is the best place in the world."
* Thinks scientists are weird individuals
* Thinks scientists are wasting their time
* Thinks scientists are fools
* Makes fun of scientists
* Despises scientists
* Envies scientists
* Thinks he was "smart" in avoiding a scientific career
* Prefers war over trade
* Is a high school drop out
* Listened to Billy Joel music
* Listened to Bob Dylan songs
* Knows all lyrics of Barry Manilow songs
* Enjoys American superhero films with patriotic themes
* Every American military hero film makes him weep like a 3 year old
* Puts MAGA hat on to feel he's somebody
* 19 out of 20 closest relatives are KKK members
* 19 out of 20 closest relatives have "served" in the U.S. military
* 19 out of 20 closest relatives engage in freemasonry
* 19 out of 20 closest relatives have DWI in their rapsheets
* 19 out of 20 closest relatives regard visiting Las Vegas a life experience
* 19 out of 20 closest relatives have murdered people under the excuse of "Aiming High"
* Hangs U.S. flag in front of his house
* Hangs exaggerated Christmas lights outside his house
* Watches Super Bowl like he's seen an oasis in the middle of a desert
* Is so stupid it aches to watch his behavior
* Is the first to get kill filed by intelligent usenet frequenters
* Pretends he's kill-filed Physfit's dick, yet knows Physfit's dick is the only chance he has for accessing information Daddy didn't provide
* Pretends he has kill-filed Physfit's dick, yet in and out of cyberspace, when he looks up in his mind, he sees nothing but Physfit's dick hanging above him
* Pretends he has kill-filed Physfit's dick, yet when he enters Usenet, the first posts he reads are those of Physfit's dick
* Is a type 2 autistic (too few prefrontal neurons - too many limbic neurons)
* Is a type 3 autistic (too few limbic neurons - too many fight/flight neurons)
* Is a type 4 autistic (too few prefrontal neurons - too many fight/flight neurons)
* Pays $8000 for a computer to only "tweet" with it
* Pays $6000 for his computer backup system to keep his collection of Bibles, Hollywood, Nostradamus, and wrestlers' autobiographies, safe
* Pays $1700 for his computer mouse cause it's got a "Jiggler" and can be used for masturbation as well, both sexes, and looks like this:
https://i.postimg.cc/50c0RJ1F/dual-use-computer-mouse.jpg* The more a computer mouse looks like a dick, the higher he pays for it, cause he can shove it up his ass when the mood strikes him
* The more a computer mouse looks like a pussy, the higher he pays for it, cause he can masturbate with it "on the fly"
* Sacrifices 95% of his life to live the remaining 5% the way he wants: visiting Las Vegas and visiting every spot in the USA that cavalry mass murdered American Natives at
* Carries a little bible with him most of the time
* Carries a little hip flask of liquor with him most of the time
* Chews tobacco
* Thinks a conversation in Usenet is a matter of "saving face"
* Demands others to provide information to him! Even uses nasty remarks for it
* Fakes maturity but acts childishly
* Envies Physfit's dick!
* Is a Leech to learn from Physfit's dick, and at the same time is rude to Physfit's dick!
* Chews gum to kill time cause he's got no idea what to do
* When concentrating, tip of his tongue sticks out
* When concentrating, his mouth stays wide open, no muscle tone there to keep it shut
* Drools when talking cause he happens to be somewhere that drinking beer isn't allowed there
* His name is made of more than three words
* His name has a "-" in it
* His name has a suffix or prefix
* Has changed his name
* Has changed his name five times
* Has changed his name 15 times
* Wears bow ties
* Wears neck ties
* Wears clan badge on his coat
* Wears emblem patch on his coat
* Wears military outfit to feel he's somebody
* Wishes to get buried in his military outfit
* Smokes a pipe as gesture
* Carries a cross on his chest
* Has tattoos on his body
* Has tattoos around his ass hole
* Has American flag tattooed on his dick
* Has "SS" tattooed smack on his ass hole
* Sucks his own dick
* Sucks dick, any dick
* Considers himself a physicist, yet has never noticed all those human names in his physics books, it has come natural to what his mind can grasp
* Perpetually mistakes physics with history of physics
* Names names, and considers that as knowledge
* Does not know zit about the world before the time some Egyptians began writing their books in the Greek language.
* Is under the impression every form of knowledge began with the Greek texts
* Is under the impression Greece was the seat of modern civilization when some Greek texts appeared.
* His world is exclusively limited to that of a cro-magnon early human that still walks the Earth today
Re: My Hate List (Revised)