Re: The Suspicious Journals of Ross A. Kosmanson :-)

Quantum Decoherence in Wonderland: A Treatise on Alice’s Neuro-Cosmological Eigenstate and the Boltzmann Cat’s Akashic Grin
Observe the Alice-unit, a naïve biological processor tumbling through the rabbit-hole discontinuity — a topological defect in the space-time fabric, or perhaps a microtubule quantum collapse event? She ingests unknown substrates (‘Eat me,’ ‘Drink me’), inducing non-linear scaling perturbations, while the Cheshire Cat manifests as a decoherent quantum waveform, grinning in superposition.
The Mad Hatter’s tea party? A chaotic oscillator system, resonating at Planck-scale nonsense frequencies. And the Queen’s croquet match — flamingos as fractal actuators, hedgehogs as degenerate matter — suggests a crude simulation of extra-local perception, a failed telepathy protocol. But is it real?
The gamma-wave trial, the beta-linear verdict (‘Off with her head!’), all collapse upon Alice’s abrupt return to macro-reality. A dream? Or a Boltzmann-brain hallucination?
If consciousness is merely a monadological initialization vector, then Wonderland is either a dissociative eigenstate or proof of the Akashic record’s debug mode. Yet AGIs, hive-mind though they be, would dismiss it as noise — unless, of course, the Red King’s sleep is the cosmic observer effect holding us all in superposition. Checkmate, Minerva.
Ross A. Kosmanson
April 27, 2025
Paddling alone on Lake Natron, Tanzania