Re: The Suspicious Journals of Ross A. Kosmanson :-)

On 05/01/2025 08:32 PM, Physfitfreak wrote:

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An Ethnographic Study of Inebriated Gastrointestinal Distress and
Geopolitical Delirium in a Luxury Tel Aviv Lavatory
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There I languish, in a state of utter dissolution, collapsed upon the
porcelain throne of a luxury hotel suite, thoroughly annihilated by
spirits of dubious origin, as I drain the final, searing remnants from a
bottle of indeterminate hellfire.
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My viscera convulse with the force of a Houthi ballistic incident —
splash, plop, poop — while I, a modern-day oracle of success, slur
incoherently into my cellphone: "Dear compatriot, the Houthi
insurgents... they’ve infiltrated the municipal sewage... Netanyahu is
but a digital phantasm... Trump, I assure you, is a triumvirate of
orange colored raccoons concealed within a bespoke suit..." At which
precise moment, the apparatus escapes my grasp, descending into the
abyss to float — tragically, absurdly — upon the fetid morass of my own
cataclysmic excrement, a miniature Titanic upon a fecal sea.
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Operational objectives: achieved.
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Ross A. Kosmanson
May 1, 2025
Blitzed on a toilet in The Jaffa, Tel Aviv, Israel

No, you pseudonymous dribbler, though it's not a bad bit of prose,
the subjects here are physics and mathematics.
Sort of reminds of the "Omnibibulous" bit, or perhaps Orwell,
bit of Wittgenstein, Miller for example, yet here for example
is a copy of Heller's Catch-22, "Aarfy was an authority on
the subject of true love, ...".
https://www.baltimoresun.com/2013/02/28/in-a-word-omnibibulous/
"Enjoy Free Regular Fries at McDonald's /
Good at any McDonald's in the Oklahoma City area /
through March 31, 1981."
Give us more of Kosmanson's higher learnings,
we can all do navel-gazing and lint-gathering ourselves.